muffin nugget

Dried up female ejaculation clumping around the testicles, forming a white nugget.

I still havent showered after last nights fuck fest and I have massive muffin nuggets.

by Derek Strassle August 21, 2006

smurf muffin

(noun) (coined by Antenna Wilde)
1. A woman with a very small vagina. 2. A very small woman. 3. A very small woman with an even smaller vagina. 4. A young and promiscuous girl. 5. Possible jail bait.

I'd take smurf muffin over meat schlop any day.

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

To Butter a Muffin

To preform fellatio, to give head, suck a dick.

Monika get your fat ass over here and butter my muffin!

by Miro April 4, 2005

bitch muffin

sone one who acts like such a bitch (see bitch) that you want to take a huge muffin and shove it up their ass.

Marshall stop being such a goddamn bitch muffin!

by billy joe bob April 22, 2005

muffin muncher

A person, male or female who goes down on a female, performing cunalingus.

josh: wow that pips' a proper lezbo
fabio: nah she aint no muffin muncher

by Demon616 aka fabio May 18, 2006

butt muffin

When you blast out a dry turd.

I made a whole batch of butt muffins last night.

by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

Muffin Tops

The piece of fat that hangs over the tops of girls jeans when they have been inhaling too many pies (or beers) and shoe-horning themselves into their hipster jeans that they purchased 4 years before. Also known as fatty mall hangers

Sid: "Hey Paul, check out the muffin tops on her"
Paul "Oh shit, that puts me off more than your Organzola

by Sid October 12, 2004