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Muddy Diamond

A "MUDDY DIAMOND" is a facetious, faux insult disguising a real compliment. The initial patina of disrespect is a way to playfully communicate genuine praise. It's kinda like mock sarcasm. "Muddy Diamond" is an antonym for "Backhanded Compliment" (which seems to be a compliment but is actually an insult). When an overt compliment would feel uncomfortable in the moment for the giver or receiver, a muddy diamond is a jesting way to convey real admiration or appreciation.
1) "Skinny bitch" is a popular muddy diamond.

2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.
by Corpania March 4, 2021
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muddy icicle

My dog pooped outside in the snow, it turned into a muddy icicle.
by Igothoes March 23, 2022
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muddy leaves

When boobs sag so much they might as well be touching the ground.
Bro 1: Bro look at those muddy leaves!
Bro 2: I know bro they're disgusting!
by School Shooter Supereme August 9, 2016
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Muddy Hooker

Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.
I can't wait to give you a muddy hooker when we get home.
by chadd33 January 22, 2022
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Muddy Camel

When you're done having anal intercourse with a female, and begin vaginal intercourse with feces still on your penis. Plus the froth from the wet vagina, all creating a Muddy Camel.
After I fucked Sharon in the ass, I flipped her over and gave her a Muddy Camel.
by Risky Gecko November 9, 2017
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muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and hit their balls
Person 1: Hey man how’d you deal with that bully

Person 2: Had to give him a good ol muddy mussolini
by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024
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Muddy Buddy

When a person shit's inside of a wet sock sock and beats their sex partner with it.
"John smacked Sheila in the face with a Muddy Buddy and she came instantly."
by Thirstin Howl May 23, 2020
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