When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.
by zRozin January 27, 2021
Get the the muddy mako shark mug.A "MUDDY DIAMOND" is a facetious, faux insult disguising a real compliment. The initial patina of disrespect is a way to playfully communicate genuine praise. It's kinda like mock sarcasm. "Muddy Diamond" is an antonym for "Backhanded Compliment" (which seems to be a compliment but is actually an insult). When an overt compliment would feel uncomfortable in the moment for the giver or receiver, a muddy diamond is a jesting way to convey real admiration or appreciation.
1) "Skinny bitch" is a popular muddy diamond.
2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.
2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.
by Corpania March 4, 2021
Get the Muddy Diamond mug.A muddy spliff is when you smoke 5 honey berry backwoods then take your leftover roaches and grind them in your grinder then roll it into a joint with a filter. Caution take small hits at a time. Inhale in the mouth then inhale into lungs with a loose throat, because it will be very harsh.
Effects:
-instant head rush that kicks you in the face
-dizziness (don’t stand up or do stand up idc)
-long lasting high but short head high
-makes an experienced smoker feel like a newbie again
Effects:
-instant head rush that kicks you in the face
-dizziness (don’t stand up or do stand up idc)
-long lasting high but short head high
-makes an experienced smoker feel like a newbie again
“Aye bruh what the fuck was that?!”
“Itsa muddy spliff aha you feel that shit hit your face? ! “
“Damn. yeah!”
“Itsa muddy spliff aha you feel that shit hit your face? ! “
“Damn. yeah!”
by MuddySpliff Inventor March 26, 2021
Get the Muddy Spliff mug.The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.
Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.
by MissMonk April 19, 2021
Get the Muddy Hotpocket mug.The act of performing vaginal sex after anal sex, which caused the penis to be covered in fecal matter. Similar to the Golden Plough.
Dude, I was Butt fucking my girl last night when she asked me to stick it her pussy instead. I pulled it out and saw it was covered in crap but stuck it in anyway, totally gave her the muddy plough.
by TheFish July 22, 2012
Get the Muddy Plough mug.A variation of the Muddy Buddy. After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of fecal matter still present on the penis, the act of spreading the fecal matter around your sex partners booty, resulting in a brown spot that resembles a rabbit's dirty bushy tail.
by Metallibun July 18, 2011
Get the Muddy Bunny mug.by masonthekiller July 30, 2011
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