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muddy pipe

theres a rumor jane gave jake a muddy pipe
by pepeir March 27, 2024
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Muddy Columbian

When one drinks a used Coffee Enema

"I just had a Muddy Columbian, it's my favorite drink for in the morning"
I drank a Muddy Columbian this morning
by OldHunterRuby January 30, 2022
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Muddy Creek

When you're giving your gal some anal action missionary style ask her to urinate so it mixes with the mud and washes down her her crack creating a muddy Creek.
I was pounding my gal's mud hole when the clam dam broke and washed the mud down the creek. Causing a muddy creek.
by Ducks74 July 24, 2021
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muddy icicle

My dog pooped outside in the snow, it turned into a muddy icicle.
by Igothoes March 23, 2022
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Muddy Jungle

A term used to describe the area of the ass or anus on a person with poor wiping skills.
Dude, when I went down on her I almost gagged. Her crack was a muddy jungle.
by Motorhead September 8, 2016
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Muddy Diamond

A "MUDDY DIAMOND" is a facetious, faux insult disguising a real compliment. The initial patina of disrespect is a way to playfully communicate genuine praise. It's kinda like mock sarcasm. "Muddy Diamond" is an antonym for "Backhanded Compliment" (which seems to be a compliment but is actually an insult). When an overt compliment would feel uncomfortable in the moment for the giver or receiver, a muddy diamond is a jesting way to convey real admiration or appreciation.
1) "Skinny bitch" is a popular muddy diamond.

2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.
by Corpania March 4, 2021
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muddy pj

When a man gets a blowjob after having anal and getting shit on their dick.
Bro last night this girl gave me a muddy pj after she shit on my dick and told me sorry.
by nayr4141 July 21, 2022
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