Mud Flaps

Another word for boobs.

Nobody calls them that, except for the mentally insane.

Daniel: Boobs are too funny, tits are too agressive, breasts are too formal, mommy milkers are too overused, melons sound weird, Mud flaps are wait who even calls them that-

A Coomer: Me, I call them that.

Daniel: What the fuck.

by atiredloser July 13, 2021

Mud Shifter

Bum, Rectal System,

Oooof, I think i've got gravy stains in me boxers after that arse tornado! Best get me gloves on, i'm sure there are some brown dumplings around the rim of me mud shifter!

by bungs the bungle March 15, 2010

dry mud

Non existent type of mud. Mud is not dry.

When Donna says, "this is dry mud" and promptly begins to sink in said mud.

by Stitch1769 February 19, 2017

Mud Butt

-adjective
To possess ample enough diarrhea within one's body wherein it becomes humanly impossible to contain. After such an event, said "mud" escapes from the body usually attacking the underwear first, then outerwear...

Man, my girlfriend and I went to that all you can eat spicy taco night. I had mud butt so bad I had to throw my underwear away.

by Lungcheese February 18, 2009

mud pigeon

an extremely dirty guy, one that would fuck anyone, even the most disgusting girl on earth.

a man without scruples.

did you see who eric took home last night? She was disgusting. Yeah, that Eric's a real mud pigeon.

by T Morph April 4, 2008

mud club

To shit in a sock and beat the crap out of 'em.

Hey Joe. Did u give her the old mud club?

by jake the fucking 5nake January 30, 2008

Mud Beast

A black man typically over 250 pounds that has or is committing crime during the use of the word

Officer: “10-4 Over! We have a mud beast sellin’ tweak at the Circle K on 34th, Over”

by Nathan Kiser April 1, 2019