munge

The act of stabbing someone and eating whatever comes out.

Last night, I munged Albert Einsteins body.

by The.masked.a.munger April 25, 2003

monger

word describing an incredibly cute individual, specifically adam louis gordy (see definition). used as a pet name. this is the only definition fosho don't pay attention to the other words. DEAD CORSPE? yeah righhhhhhht.

who's my little monger?
you're my precious mongie!
i love my monger!!

by Jennifer aka SuPaStAR June 6, 2005

mungenate

to seriously mess something up

Don't mungenate the situation any further.

I'd like to add more garlic to the recipe, but I might get Gilroy-happy and mungenate the whole thing.

by Morgan Happypants October 29, 2009

mouneeb

A little bitch.

Guy: Yo what's his problem?
Other guy: I don't know man, he's acting like such a Mouneeb.

by Sharmsharm March 4, 2016

Douch Monger

A person who is not only a total douch, but a complete tool who wears abercrombie and fitch polos tucked into their white shorts, slicks their hair back with hair gel, and wear visors like they were brought to the future from the late 90's

Man, that dudes such a douch monger, I just want to take his visor and punch him in the mouth

by JimmyNuetronBoyGenius September 20, 2009

Fat Munger

A hairy male witch lurks around in the darkness of night and is extremely over weight. ( There has been acounts of a fat munger lurking the steets of Herreid, South Dakota raping high school girls and drinking old booze from the 1950s)

Guy 1- Jeeze! look at that fat guy.

Guy 2- Yeah thats a fat munger, he must be lurking around the local sausage shop.

by BarrelAzz December 31, 2009

Fear mongering

Also know as Nicki, keeper of the fines

I hope nicki won't fine me, she's so fear mongering.

by Hot-ham July 18, 2021