National “Monk” ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National “Monk” ur friend kylee day Includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAH” in their face.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023

National Monk ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023

Ohian Monke

The Ohian is a species of monkey mainly found in Ohio. They can, but rarely, speak English. There is a sub-species called the Ohian Hooman, where a human turns into an Ohian at night.

broooo i definitely saw a Ohian Monke yesterday!
no way bro ur lying

by Darkbo i May 4, 2023

monke

best awesomest gamer ever gaming

monke

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by monke50167 July 19, 2023

Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023

Pussy Monk-a-Roo

When something gets you totally worked up, when in reality it turns out to be no big deal.

My boyfriend came home from work late, and I was sure he was dead or cheating on me, or both - but turns out he just went to the store… got myself into a pussy monk-a-roo for nothing.

by Handymanlady September 11, 2023

The monk effect

(noun) Working fast so that there can be more work coming your way in the future. Largely a state induced by poverty or lack of financial security.

G: I really admire her work ethic, I can't believe she's a super worker.
Me: It's really the monk effect, I hope she's in a better place financially soon.
G: Yes, but till then let's enjoy the super productivity!

by anonymous September 15, 2023