Mashed Potato Johnson

During sex, One gets a hot bowl of mashed potatoes,and spoon feeds his partner with his penis.Also he can use his penis like a catapult to Fling the Mashed Potatoes into his partners mouth.

Did you bang her yet?
>Yeah,we did freaky stuff,I gave her a Mashed Potato Johnson and It flung into Clarissa's eye

by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010

bangers and mash

With the female laying on her back, the male crouches over her and takes a shit on her chest. After this, the male turns around and continues to mash the shit with his semi erect cock.

bangers mash bangers and mash bangers & mash

by craig_soundhard March 13, 2010

mash hole

When you make mashed potatoes and make a volcano with your taters a la mash and add the gravy inside.

I cried when my mash hole broke and the gravy flooded out.

by EasyonAjax September 25, 2005

mashed potatoes

Said in reference to sneaking up behind someone and humping them in the butt. Giving them ur mashed potatoes means to ejaculate in said person's anus. This is enjoyed by gay men and extremely slutty/kinky girls.

"Come here boy u gonna get sum a deeze mashed potatoes"

by dont worry about it February 12, 2005

mash

Someone who smokes and who's mouth tastes like an ashtray

Don't kiss him he's mash.

by Blake November 11, 2002

mish mash mosh

a slang term for an ash tray

pass me the mish mash mosh mate, my end is falling off!

by Duvessa June 2, 2008

mashed potatoes

n. A starchy fictional food, looks like glue, or diarrhea. In fiction, it is manifestly made from mashing potatoes (peeled or unpeeled), or sometimes baked, potatoes with a ricer, fork or potato masher.

In real life, it is not possible to mash a potato.

See also Wonka Bar.

"I'm going to make some mashed potatoes."
"That's ridiculous, they don't exist!"

by Some wise guy aha! August 16, 2009