When a male truck driver takes a Viagra and experiences an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, he then has sex repeatedly in a 4x6 hotel shower trying to relieve his massive boner.
After my long drive to Minneapolis, I had me one hell of a Minnesota Shower Rod when I saw my mistress.
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When you have either two smaller shit logs or one large mf cut in half placed between two slices of Wonderbread, you then proceeded to jimmy your shaft through the turd sandwich like American Pie.
by ScootyPuffSr. January 24, 2021
Get the Minnesotan Turd Sandwich mug.Pulling a Minneapolis means you are gonna burn something to the fucking ground, i.e. cause utter chaos.
Johnny: Dude I messed with the quiet kid and now he's freaking out.
Nick: What did he say?
Johnny: He said he's gonna pull a minneapolis, and burn the whole school to the ground.
Nick: We better get the fuck outta here.
Pulling a minneapolis.
Nick: What did he say?
Johnny: He said he's gonna pull a minneapolis, and burn the whole school to the ground.
Nick: We better get the fuck outta here.
Pulling a minneapolis.
by Squiddo6996 May 29, 2020
Get the Pulling a Minneapolis mug.In which you carve a hole into a bowling ball below the finger holes, stick your dick in it, and ask a lady friend to go bowling. Similar to the Popcorn trick.
Travis, I just experienced the Minnesota Pincher
Dude, did you wait for bowling date #3?
Shit... Maybe I shouldn't have gone on a bowling date.
Dude, did you wait for bowling date #3?
Shit... Maybe I shouldn't have gone on a bowling date.
by Daman009 December 1, 2010
Get the The Minnesota Pincher mug.Derogatory term used to describe half-breed Mexican-Native American women. Term can also be found in dialogue exchange between Jennifer Jones and Lionel Barrymore in the 1946 film, "Duel In the Sun".
1) L.B.: How'd they come to name you Pearl?
J.J.: I don't know, sir.
L.B.: They couldn't have had much eye for color, could they? (laughter) They might have better called you Pocahontas or Minnie-ha-ha. Ain't I right?
J.J.: I guess so.
2) Racist pig, drinking Budweiser and scratching his nuts: "Yeah, them damn minnie-ha-has. Keep them border jumpers on the other side" Shots ring out, racist pig chokes on his own beer and vomit, which consisted of last night's redneck meal.
J.J.: I don't know, sir.
L.B.: They couldn't have had much eye for color, could they? (laughter) They might have better called you Pocahontas or Minnie-ha-ha. Ain't I right?
J.J.: I guess so.
2) Racist pig, drinking Budweiser and scratching his nuts: "Yeah, them damn minnie-ha-has. Keep them border jumpers on the other side" Shots ring out, racist pig chokes on his own beer and vomit, which consisted of last night's redneck meal.
by lawnmowerman January 1, 2005
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