by OTHER FRIENDS UWU September 15, 2022
El mickey liceaga es el wey mas guapo del mundo. Ya vente pa mi casa papi pa meterte esta vergota :)
by Dont ask who i am September 13, 2020
The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.
A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.
by ArrBaby February 21, 2025
by Maddawgjimbo November 17, 2021
An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.
by backdrft76 August 14, 2022
The GOAT of high school football. Easily one of the best coaches out there. Need a guy who can win football games.... ask Mickey. Need a guy who loses his keys a lot... ask Mickey
by John Smith2212 January 22, 2019
by 'WolfMyer' August 09, 2019