A fat and ugly faggot who threatens people by trying to fart on them. He is one of the worst people on the planet. He is gay and sucks dick for 30 cents. He is 7 times above his average body weight
by Flash_O_Matic May 4, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. by XxTheTopDogxX September 26, 2017
Get the Michaelmug. 1. Defined as a hyposthenic little boy with little calves
2. Often gets mistaken with baby giraffes due to their uncanny resemblance
3. Often cannot keep up with the boys during a sesh
2. Often gets mistaken with baby giraffes due to their uncanny resemblance
3. Often cannot keep up with the boys during a sesh
by Kashmoney2212 August 1, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. "I use to be a really good friend of Josh but now Ruby stole him"
"Damn what a michael"
"I used to be friends with Miriam but she's always with this new guy what's his name?"
"Michael"
"Godamnit Michael"
"Damn what a michael"
"I used to be friends with Miriam but she's always with this new guy what's his name?"
"Michael"
"Godamnit Michael"
by Shubidupam August 24, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. This name means heartbreaker you should run. They are sweet and kind on the outside but on the inside your not the only one being swept off your feet.
by TheRealistTalk..... June 4, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a great boyfriend, SIKE HE IS A FRIENDLY ASS HOE THAT IS IN EVERY BITCH FACE, TREATS OTHER BITCHES BETTER AND ACTS LIKE THEY MEAN MORE TO HIM MORE THAN HIS GIRLFRIEND
by Job Needed January 5, 2019
Get the Michaelmug.