Michael

A fat lying sack of shit who likes to lick toilet seats. He is rejected by most girls except for the ones that just date to make their ex jealous. He is never going to be trustworthy and will always be prone to crying at the sight of a sheet of math homework.

Michael walked into the house for more dinner from his mom.

by AdvancedAtom June 1, 2017

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The Michaels

Definition 1: Similar to blue balls, the Micheals also include a gooey feeling on the small of your back.

Definition 2: AIDS in the brain.

GUY 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
GUY 2: No... a homeless man broke into my house and tied me down...
Guy 1: Oh shit!! Do you want to borrow my revolver?
Guy 2: Oh lol you just totally gave me The Michaels.

by juicegiver December 8, 2009

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Michael

Michael the one that fucks all the bitches and got all his bitches but anddrew sometimes gets in the way and cock blocks michael but Michael can pull thru and fuck all of Anddrew’s girls

There’s Michael fucking Anddrew’s girl again

by 123deeznuts321 July 9, 2019

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Michael

An autistic and retarded child in my school that loves lil pump and asking people for their eggrolls.

Michael: hEy CaN i HaVe Ur LeFtOvErS?
Me: Shut up Michael you gay child. You just had 4 slices of pizza.
Michael: WoW i CaNt BeLiEvE yOu. We AiNt FrIeNdS aNyMoRe.
Me: We never were, go suck a nut.

by AnimalGamer906 March 27, 2019

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This name means heartbreaker you should run. They are sweet and kind on the outside but on the inside your not the only one being swept off your feet.

Michael is talking to Katie, Bailey,and Lexi saying I love you to all them. Michaels a whore.

by TheRealistTalk..... June 4, 2019

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