Text Message Constipation

When you receive your cell phone texts long after they were sent to you.

I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.

by Horny Johnny March 27, 2011

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dirty Meja

when a women has sexual intercourse with a male horse

she did a dirty meja on her horse

by Harry ackerberg April 19, 2020

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Mejsa • Mesa • Mensa • message • message board • messa • Mensah • Mensan • Messai • majsan

This is my final message. Good bye

*disappears*

This is my final message. Good bye. *dooleoddleoo thing plays*

by Jospeh Mother October 27, 2019

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"The Message" - Message

Classic song, but some lyrics are wrong.

Props for typing the entire thing, though

said she danced the tango, skip the light fandango was zircon princess, seemed to lost her senses, down at the peep show watchin all the creeps, so she could tell the stories to the girls back home, she went to the city and got social security . . .

the places you play and where you stay, looks like one great big alleyway
you'll admire all the number-book takers, thugs pimps and pushers and the big money makers

by oldschool February 17, 2004

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Messacre

A self-inflicted massacre.

'Ufffffffffffffff. What a messacre.

by thebrownestman April 19, 2013

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Mesa, AZ

Mesa, Arizona is a very safe place to live. But the only thing i dont like about Mesa is the heat, it gets very hot. The people here in Mesa, AZ are very friendly.

First person : hey, you guys wanna take a trip to Mesa, AZ ??

2nd person : yesss, I was there last year and I loved it

by JamessssVJ230 October 8, 2017

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