Matterbation

an individual that jerks off in the washroom at work

Matt disappears daily for a good vigorous session of Matterbation

by dumbass1 June 1, 2015

matteo romano

A kind and restful soul. A pure boy/man . usually shy . Hot like lava , he can throw shades in sundays. nobody can stand easy when he's around. eyes like the universe

- hey man did you see that hot boy.
- holy moly... he is like a matteo romano

by iaintnodamnsecratary January 7, 2017

matteo laurito

A woman that likes a new girl every week, always asks for dick pics

You are such a Matteo laurito

by Brandon boffton January 11, 2018

matter_panda

Dat boi with the memes and other stuff.

Matter_Panda has a cool channel

by Matter_Panda February 16, 2018

Matteo

A tea sucking Brit.

Wow, Tyler, you’re such a Matteo! Stay out of my fridge.

by Orthrus May 27, 2018

Matted

To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.

I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.

by mj2018 November 20, 2018

matter

the last name of a amazing person. this person is very heart warming and likes to cuddle. they are super swaggy

matters keep you warm.

by gage deibert February 18, 2019