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mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is a food product and an instrument
I put mayonnaise on my fries.
by AStupidPersonOnTheInternet December 10, 2018
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maymon

A pretty ass bicth that can beat y’all asses if you y’all shittt.
Maymon is one prettt ass bitch!
by Heyy whores January 30, 2019
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mayonnaise everywhere

When a dude hasn’t choked the chicken in a few days and upon releasing his load the back pressure causes a sitcky mess all over the place.
Britney hasn’t let Chad hit it in a few days, but last night she complained about the Mayonnaise everywhere in the bathroom.
by SexyGoodSex1856 February 14, 2019
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Macon

Macons tend to be short little bitches with no sense of humor. Think they are smarter than they are. They are very immature. Common attributes are shortness and blond hair.
Macons are bitches
by IGoat11 February 28, 2019
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Macon

Macon is a pretty laid back guy until you get to know him. He laughs and interacts with the weird kids who play load annoying noises on their computers. Once he starts dating girls who's name starts with E, he will not stop trying to show PDA with her while she is around. He loves baseball and is addicted to working out at 4 am! (Every now and then his anger issues come out and scare you)
Macon loves baseball! Macon loves Eby Oh no it's Macon!
by heygirlypop May 8, 2019
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Mayonnaise

Heaven in a jar. You could eat it straight from the can all day.
Sam: (texting) wanna order some pizza?
Josh: (texting) no I have a jar of mayonnaise
Sam: (texting) O_O I'm there
by WonderGenius June 4, 2019
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mayonaisse ass

your ass sweats so much the cheeks slide when you walk.Like you have mayo in your cheeks
by mickeyfinnmickey August 9, 2019
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