carter martin

A swole man with a large penis. A mcatud with thin and long wang. Dealer of Dildos. God of thirst. the Quenchee man.

Carter Martin is amazing.

by theQuencheeMan January 20, 2018

Doug Martin

Egotistical
Self Proclaimed Professional
Cocky

When someone is a Doug Martin, usually they're egotistical and believe they are of a superior power over other people.

Ex. "Hey, that guy is acting like he knows everything."
"Yeah, hes just being a Doug Martin."

by SeverelyCynical November 5, 2018

Mr martin

The best substitute teacher ever. He gives out mints because he is lit and not a boomer and should live forever.

Mr martin is the best substitute ever known to mankind.

by Hi jk lmno December 16, 2019

eddie martin

He has a big dong and loves singing songs

Wow that dudes an Eddie Martin

by Nats_21 February 1, 2015

paris martin

One of the finest sexiest most beautiful girls in the whole entire world if she’s in your life your truly blessed she’s flawless and perfect in every way

Paris Martin is like water after a blunt

by Owner of cantaloupe October 18, 2018

Martin Tyler

Martin Tyler is a famous football commentator well known for his improvisation (Agueroooooooo!), voice cracks, Extremely Repetitive FIFA 17 commentary and knowledge of football

"And it's hard to top the commentary Martin Martin Tyler" - Alan Smith

by Samwise_gamgee2 November 30, 2022

toby martin

really cool slender guy with intellect above all

wow i wish i was like toby martin

by poggggggy June 23, 2021