porn monkey

A person that is obsessed with porn, they watch it all the time, think about it constantly and refer everything to porn (also see: Porn Addict)

Vachan is a porn monkey, porn is all he thinks about

by Jaime Potluri April 30, 2005

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monkey bubble

A small bump, generally on the top of the forearm caused by the muscle swelling from being hit. Can be given by a friend, or happen when you slam your arm into a door knob at full blast. Usually hurt, and only last for a few seconds.

I gave Jack a monkey bubble by punching him on the top of his forearm.

by cronix April 29, 2004

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Manky

Referring to the level and quality of cleanliness of a surface. Pure mankiness is commonly observed in the hallways of a middle school, where children slide their sweaty hands across various bacteria-infested surfaces such as the gym-changeroom lockers, toilet bowls, and (most notably) the school phone, not to mention all while eating their cheese pizza they dropped on the floor a few minutes earlier.

1. Patti: Why aren't you eating your free hot-dog?

Jim: Have you seen the fund-raising kids who make them? They don't wash their manky hands before assembling.

2. After having sat in the schoolteacher's cupboard for two years, the remaining few gummy-bears at the bottom of their plastic tub had been thoroughly caressed by dozens of ninth-grade hands.

by goatgoat February 26, 2011

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