P1: Hey man, about that test last week, how'd you do?
P2: Let's just say I Shanghai Major'd that shit.
P1: Holy shit! I don't even want to know now. Let's forget about what we talked about.
P2: Let's just say I Shanghai Major'd that shit.
P1: Holy shit! I don't even want to know now. Let's forget about what we talked about.
by TheTrollUhate August 18, 2016
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A Major Lode is a particularly remarkable bowel movement. Major Lodes are usually very large and can weigh up to 100 Courics. To lay a Major Lode one must consume nothing but fast food for an extended period of time.
Shrek: “Oh I think I’m about to drop the Major Lode!”
Mario: “That’s because you’ve eaten nothing but cheesecake for three days!”
Shrek: “We’re gonna need a shovel…”
Mario: “That’s because you’ve eaten nothing but cheesecake for three days!”
Shrek: “We’re gonna need a shovel…”
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Get the Major League <1989- Choke Your Coward's Bitch <<&>>And<<&>> Mitch> leaguE majoR mug.When an event comes out of nowhere or something unexpected or big happens in your life, altering its course.
Jack: How'd the test go?
Jill: I bombed it. I guess I'm not cut out for physics after all. It was a Major Bukkake Moment (MBM).
Jill: I bombed it. I guess I'm not cut out for physics after all. It was a Major Bukkake Moment (MBM).
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Get the harry major mug.A guy who is a perfectionist. He is calm, kind and very conscious of his environment. He is a very nice person but if poked, he can become tough. He is hardworking; values loyalty and honest. Most people called major are usually the nicest and smartest guys.
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