Orange Mail

Orange Mail occurs when a person with Orange Skin tries to black mail you into doing something for them

yo bro coming from you that’s Orange Mail bro don’t play with me !

by 1Shot Duke January 31, 2025

me-mail

the act of emailing one's self important documents or information for later retrieval at a different place.

"Not having a printer or a USB flash drive, I me-mailed my paper so I could work on it later."

by CD DiG November 23, 2009

Delivering the mail

An assassination attempt.

"That bad blood is delivering the mail, no more direct message than bullet in the brain."

by Zed Numar July 30, 2021

Drea-mail

When you think you sent an email to someone but it turns out you only dreamt that you did.

Did you submit that report like I told you to Larry? Did I only ask you that in a drea-mail?

by Newsfguy1 April 9, 2024

drop your tail here's your mail

When one person places mail inside the rectal cavity of their partner immediately after engaging in an act of sex.

angry sex forced sex forced entry insertions chain letter

while engaged in doggy style sex, the *angry "rear" partner pulls out and quickly forces ANY piece of mail (regular mail, advertisements, boxed package) into the anal cavity of the front partner while saying "Drop your tail here's your mail"!!

Under ordinary circumstances the immediate, uncontrollable, unconditioned reflex is to drop tail.

*NOTE: the majority of the time the ""rear" partner has just received a piece of mail officially addressed to the "front" partner. The mail is always addressed from a secret lover.

If you never get it, just be thankful.

by krappykrieger October 18, 2010

ninja mail

Inter-office mail that shows up out of nowhere. It just magically appears in your inbox and you have no idea who left it.

I think Debbie left that ninja mail in my inbox again today, but I can never catch her in the act.

by badandy519 August 25, 2009

Mail junkie

Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.

"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"

by Bigbeating Kioshi December 22, 2020