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nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

A Nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet) / Nut Magnet is the victim of the Bunny Boiler.

Pretty much every female he encounters or girlfriend he finds himself with is a right psycho. A Nut Magnet just has that personality that attracts the kind of female who turns out to be a nightmare he is like a fanny magnet but they always turn out to be psycho stalking nutters.
Dave: John is so unlucky with girlfriends his last one cut all the sleeves off his shirts, cut the crutch out of his jeans and poured paint over his bed. She thought he was playing away..

Simon: John isn't unlucky..... He's a nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

Dave: Come to think about you're right there his last few girlfriends have been right bunny boilers.
by NutMagnet October 10, 2013
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caddo magnet high

A highly rated high school in the state of Louisiana and widely accepted as a pillar and one of the only good things about Louisiana.
"I went to Caddo magnet high"
"you're hired"
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mattress-magnetism

A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.
I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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Simp magnet

A male / female character in a piece of media that is usually associated with fans that often behave in a salty, defensive, aggressive, and commonly sexual way it almost reminds one to be that of a simp.

Usually a minor and vocal part of a fandom surrounding a character, they'll defend the character with all of its might by attacking other characters and sometimes leveling the character higher than most of that series, despite not having that deep plot as claimed or is based on looks.

It can also be applied in real life to people often attracting that particular group went through mainly or pretty much female twitch streamers.
Rosalina from the Super Mario and Link from the Legend of Zelda series is an example of a simp magnetic.
by Doctor Whomst'd've what? November 11, 2024
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rosh magnet

when you want to insult someone and you want to diss their head shape
rosh means head
Hi! this rosh magnet is fool lookin
by RoshMagnetOfficial August 17, 2022
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Person 343: .Electro-Magnetic-Pulse-The-First-Juvenile-Release.
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Multiverse agent magnet

Someone the multiverse agents are always after.
That guy/girl has been a multiverse agent magnet ever since he/she started trying to become the One.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
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