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Nope Mallet

when you are like " nope im done with this shit" and then you hit whatever you dont want to do with a mallet
Josh: hey dud did you do the 10 page AP paper that due today?
Ryan: no dude, i just ended up nope malleting my computer about half way through

john: poor computer
by Ginger God December 25, 2013
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Beyond Magnetic

An EP by Metallica. It was the songs that were going to be on Death Magnetic, but did not appear on the album. They are untouched, untuned, and not well developed, but worth buying for the complete collection.
Guy1:Hey, I just got Death Magnetic!
Guy2:I have Beyond Magnetic.

Guy1:Ain't that the other songs that were going to be on my album?
Guy2:Yup!
by AC_DC January 10, 2014
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Seimen Magnet

A Seimen Magnet is someone who attracts STD's at a quicker pace than the rest of those who are sexually active. You can generally recognise these types by their plasterboard makeup, low cut tops, almost invisible skirts despite the weather being a minus degree or several outside. Also see 'slut', 'sure thing' and 'how soon can I get a doctors appointment?' for more information.
"If you want to get laid, just go find a Seimen Magnet at the club. But double rubber it."
by Geektacular February 10, 2015
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crab mallet

A small wooden or rubber mallet used to crack the shells of crabs when cleaning them.
Just got a bushel of crabs, our legal limit. Now to go home and use our crab mallet to get the meat out to have for dinner
by Turtle_Monkey July 6, 2016
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clit mallet

A reference to pulling your Penis out during sex with a girl and repeatedly smashing her clit using your cock as a mallet!
I pounded her with my clit mallet until she squirted then slipped it back in the cock Socket!
by URZRFC June 12, 2016
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fight-magnet

Fight-magnet: A person who is bound to or easily get involved in a physical fight at any public place with little provocation.
Eg:- We are going out partying tonight, so please leave your brother at home. Once he drinks, he becomes a "fight-magnet" and we don't want trouble.
by sleekspirit23 July 13, 2016
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sausage magnet

Hey bro, your Nissan GTR attracts so many guys it's a sausage magnet!
by chillyZ January 1, 2017
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