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moustache

A hidden collection of something in high volume; (usually referring to sexually explicit material or narcotics).
Don't let the kids open that drawer cuz they might find MOUSTACHE.
by Ashley G October 7, 2003
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Red Velvet mustache

When a man is banging a girl on her period, and then forces his bloody penis into her mouth, thus giving her a red velvet looking mustache.
Daaaayyyummm this Mexican chick had the biggest red velvet mustache I have ever seen in my life. It was like Niagara Falls down there.
by Its Manda! May 9, 2011
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sky is blue while the mustache frowns

"Hey, Justin is so sky is blue while the mustache frowns."
by VinylTape July 24, 2009
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arabian moustache

When a man jizz's on a chicks upper lip and then arabian waterfalls (shaving ballsac hair onto their face). Then the chick waits for the jizz to dry and then she has a complete arabian moustache.
The other day my girlfriend had a cold face so i jizzed on her upper lip and then completed the arabian waterfall on her so atleast she had a little arabian moustache to keep her face warm once it dryed.
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Mustach

Tuft hair above the upper lip and below the nose. Usually longer than the rest of the hair on the face and he has no goatee only a mustach.
Stephen has a mustach that he like to gel up.
by Nvode November 27, 2004
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Fu Manchu Mustache

The absolutely faggiest mustache ever invented. 99.9% of people who sport these are redneck gaymen.
I know a gay redneck man named Charles, aka. "Brokeback Charles" who sported a Fu Manchu Mustache, cowboy hat and a pick-up truck. When he wasn't in the oilfield he loved to leer at all the straight married men and children. He gave me the creeps!
by Miguela- December 13, 2009
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Milk Mustache

After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.
I'm gonna give that bitch a milk mustache tonight!
by TBKowns September 27, 2010
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