Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.
Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.
by BigSillyWilly222 February 9, 2018
Get the Murphy's Lawmug. If you order just one of said tasty sandwiches, you will still feel hungry afterwards, but if you ask for two of them, you will only be able to finish one, and so you'll hafta just refrigerate da second one for later.
Having a friend treat you to lunch is a classic occasion for Murphy's law of footlong-subs to pounce and embarrass you. One simple and sensible way to avoid this face-reddening situation would be if your friend both has a smaller appetite than you and likes a lot of da same kinds of filling-ingredients; in dat case, you could just order two sandwiches, eat one, have your friend consume his fill of da other one, and then give da rest to you to finish along wif your own.
by QuacksO August 15, 2025
Get the Murphy's Law of footlong-subsmug. When you are on all fours over a sleeping girl. As you stare directly into her eyes you begin urinating on her chest.
Doing the Murphy
by Speeg July 23, 2022
Get the The Murphymug. 1. anything than can go wrong, will go wrong
2. if there's multiple way something will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the worst way possible
3. if you'll thought of 4 ways the thing will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the 5th way
4. if you try to play some video games in secret, urmom will find out
2. if there's multiple way something will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the worst way possible
3. if you'll thought of 4 ways the thing will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the 5th way
4. if you try to play some video games in secret, urmom will find out
by missingno_kekw March 7, 2022
Get the Murphy's Lawmug. by BobTheBuilderofWords September 28, 2022
Get the MARK MURPHYmug. Murphy is a great person. She is often very intelligent. She is not a selfish nor horrible person. She often gives more than she receives. She also is often overlooked. She loves dogs. She can be elegant and gracefulbut she can also can be one of the guys. She doesn’t care what people think. If you have a Murphyin your life be extremely grateful because they are very hard to come by.
by Let’s get this bread 🍞🍞 November 22, 2018
Get the Murphymug. A cool guy who is usually the person you want to befriend, they'll send you a lot of positive messages and you would want to stay close to them.
by MonkeywithBanana June 10, 2021
Get the Murphymug.