Muddy Waters

If you don't know who muddy waters is you are gay....

Creepy Old Guy: Hey kid, you know who muddy waters is?
Kid: No, why?
Creepy Old Guy: Huh! You must be gay...

by TheFrogsAreTurningGay June 17, 2020

muddy

A muddy is a delusional hypocrite.

Stop being a muddy Jon!

Jon was being such a muddy yesterday

by kuzskippedtown July 21, 2020

Pulling a muddy

To be an attention seeker and spread lies because you're insecure.

He's pulling a muddy, what an attention seeker

by kuzskippedtown August 5, 2020

The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.

Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.

by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020

Muddy Plough

The act of performing vaginal sex after anal sex, which caused the penis to be covered in fecal matter. Similar to the Golden Plough.

Dude, I was Butt fucking my girl last night when she asked me to stick it her pussy instead. I pulled it out and saw it was covered in crap but stuck it in anyway, totally gave her the muddy plough.

by TheFish July 22, 2012

Muddy Bunny

A variation of the Muddy Buddy. After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of fecal matter still present on the penis, the act of spreading the fecal matter around your sex partners booty, resulting in a brown spot that resembles a rabbit's dirty bushy tail.

After having anal sex with my girlfriend last night, I gave her a muddy bunny.

by Metallibun July 18, 2011

Muddy Ouroboros

To perform self-anal or autoanal on oneself using your own penis.

He took 'Go fuck yourself!' quite literally. He gave himself a muddy ouroboros.

by masonthekiller July 30, 2011