Metriolitry

Metriolitry - Refers to the word 'methodology', but you work for the Ontario Government and have a terrible grasp of the English language. People wonder how you got your job, how you can even dress yourself or drive a car when you can't even read or talk properly on a Teams Call.

"If we refer to the current ITIL metriolitry, we can see that we are not adhering to established best practices or procedures regarding Service Level Management."

by Footclan July 6, 2023

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Merrick

looks really good in a cowboy hat.

"Oh look Merrick has a cowboy hat on!"
"wow he looks really good"

by gaffreygaming999 August 1, 2023

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METHICORN

A SINGLE FEMALE READY TO JOIN A COUPLE FOR THREESOME AS LONG AS THERE IS PLENTY OF METH TO BE HAD.

MALE AND FEMALE COUPLE SEEK PARTY FRIENDLY METHICORN TO JOIN US FOR A WILD THREESOME.

by P.N.PEE October 10, 2023

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Metrocise

Exercise in an urban location. Like at a CrossFit gym or small blood and guts gym.

I’m gonna metrocise before I head back over the bridge and hopefully the traffic will have cleared up by then.

by MightyKnighty October 22, 2023

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Merrick

Mykayla’s boyfriend forever and ever and ever!!!😊😊😊😊😊💗💗💗💗💗

Person 1: “Oh hey, there’s Merrick.”
Person 2: “Who’s Merrick?”
Person 1: “Mykayla’s boyfriend forever and ever and ever. Duh!”
Person 2: “ Ohh, that’s right. They’re so cute!”

by sev3n! November 21, 2023

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