Pulling a McDonald's

When visiting a restarant (primarily a McDonald's) and you get mad from the bad service, so you piss over the toilet seat and/or floor.

They assembled my hamburger like a piece of ass, so I decided I was going yo be Pulling a McDonald's all over the bathroom.

by Mr. PotatoWedge April 3, 2015

carol mcdonald

A smoking hot slut from the harbour who sucks dick like no ones business. She can be spotted with her two for one deal with her daughter Jenny McDonald

Damn I loved when carol McDonald sucked my chessy dick

by Lick my balls till I squirt June 28, 2018

Soft McDonald

A code phrase that one says while in a public setting to convey that a hearty bowel movement is afoot following the ingestion of copious amounts of fast food.

Yeah, that McPick 2 is going to be a Soft McDonald in a matter of moments.

by TheBaeistBae August 19, 2016

The McDonald’s Effect

When a store/restaurant decreases in quality as the amount of locations increase.

The new pizza chain down the road isn’t very clean and the employees aren’t well trained. It seems like they have the McDonald’s effect.

by ManonXD March 19, 2020

a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)

“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018

McDonalds Urinal

The best place ever to take a massive shit

I just took a monstrous shit in the McDonalds urinal

by Dickbuttshitbutt February 9, 2023

Garret Mcdonald

He's a bitch

Yo that Garret Mcdonald can go jump off a bridge.

by Garret Mcdonald April 20, 2017