Ronald McDonald

A scary ass monster disguised as a goofy mf but in his free time killing children with his scary blood red fingers to make meat for his fast food restaurant to have a place to launder his methè money wait fuck thats kernel sanders
Btw he's overpowered in mugen.
by Donald McDonald May 13, 2022
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McDonald Eyebrows

When someone eyebrows look like the McDonald's sign
Shutup with yo McDonald Eyebrows looking ass.
by Bicthplzzzz October 2, 2018
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Lois McDonald

The largest creature known to exist. His mass is infinite and his size is gargantuan. Legends say there is a black hole in his stomach.

Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".
Person 1: "I'm still hungry."
Person 2: "Piss off Lois McDonald."
by NightSaberX October 10, 2021
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Seriously McDonalds

An utterance made in response to someone believing something terrible but obviously false. Derived from the 'Seriously McDonalds' tweet of a fake racist sign on the door of a McDonalds.
Jake: "So my cousin met this chick, and got drunk, and he woke up in a bath tub full of ice missing a kidney!"

Sally: "Oh! That's terrible! Will he be OK?"

Max (to Sally): "Seriously McDonalds!"
by Logoi December 11, 2011
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McDonald's Dick

When your penis gets zits, primary from working and using the restroom at a fastfood place such as McDonald's
Go damnit, all this fucking grease gave me McDonald's Dick
by PanAreFuckingHot December 17, 2022
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Ronald Mcdonald

Warrior from McDonalds, sent to protect the recipe of the Big Mac from the evil food chains of the world. He died to save the recipe and will rise on April 20th, 2069. Hail Ronald.
Hallelujah! Praise pur Lord and Savior, Ronald McDonald!
by Noob_Master_69 May 26, 2019
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