Mcdonalds patriot

An American who thinks they are super patriotic because they put the american flag all over everything and yell at their tv screens when people protest during the national anthem. But don't really care about anyone in the country other than themselves.
She is a McDonalds patriot. She will tell at you for "disrespecting the troops" but won't even make eye contact with the homeless veterans because she thinks they all deserve it

He always thanks the veterans for their service and says they deserve our respect. But he always votes for people who cut funding for veterans healthcare
by Guiltysparklez0343 November 15, 2019
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McDonalds Miu

My really good friend aka mah sistahđź’•
McDonalds Miu, what are you doing?
by Idiot with a small brain August 10, 2021
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The McDonald’s Effect

When a store/restaurant decreases in quality as the amount of locations increase.
The new pizza chain down the road isn’t very clean and the employees aren’t well trained. It seems like they have the McDonald’s effect.
by ManonXD March 19, 2020
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Lois McDonald

The largest creature known to exist. His mass is infinite and his size is gargantuan. Legends say there is a black hole in his stomach.

Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".
Person 1: "I'm still hungry."
Person 2: "Piss off Lois McDonald."
by NightSaberX October 10, 2021
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Pulling a McDonald's

When visiting a restarant (primarily a McDonald's) and you get mad from the bad service, so you piss over the toilet seat and/or floor.
They assembled my hamburger like a piece of ass, so I decided I was going yo be Pulling a McDonald's all over the bathroom.
by Mr. PotatoWedge April 03, 2015
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Mcdonald’s Wifi

Can be a real life or gaming term for “shitty internet”
I keep DYING because of my FUCKING MCDONALD’S WIFI
by PizzaParker.- November 10, 2018
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Goopy Mcdonald

The act of a group of guys (some females may be involved) have dirty anal sex.
Last night me and the boys parked out in the back woods after work and had some Goopy McDonald !
by Smalljohnson September 23, 2023
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