by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 1, 2021
Get the Unread mail spammug. You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.
She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
by HOSESLANGER June 10, 2024
Get the Nair Mailmug. Maile is a very good soccer player
by Black Messi September 12, 2022
Get the Mailemug. by Monty S January 1, 2009
Get the lychee-mailmug. A message you just sent yourself as a reminder, but forgot about soon enough to be thrilled by the beep signaling "mail received". Like if other people actually wanted to text you.
Mechanism akin to that of Stranger's hand.
Mechanism akin to that of Stranger's hand.
Damn! I thought someone remembered my birthday this year, but it's stranger mail with this article on suicide I wanted to save for later.
by adasny March 23, 2018
Get the Stranger mailmug. Gloryholing through a mailbox slot.
Guy 1: So you get yo dick sucked last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, but i didn't feel like looking at her face so I junk mailed her.
Guy 2: Yeah, but i didn't feel like looking at her face so I junk mailed her.
by JV25 April 20, 2011
Get the Junk Mailmug. A woman who knows you better than you know yourself and knows exactly what to say to you to make you feel better. The most amazing partner in the world. You spend your whole life searching for her but you can't find her because there's only one. <3
Do you know Maile?
by Jason_sun November 7, 2022
Get the Mailemug.