fresh loaf

when you buy a fresh nug of weed and it is still in perfect condition.

bob: "dude this bowl is running low"
steve: "yea i think im gunna have to break into a fresh loaf"

by AYYOWHATUP October 2, 2009

Bedside loaf

A popular 90’s alternative rock band

Dude I really enjoyed that band!

Nah man, that was a bedside loaf

by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020

Loafs Loyalists Hangout

THE BEST SERVER ON EARTH ISTG THE PEOPLE HERE ARE SO HELPFUL AND KIND
i love them all so much and im always so happy to talk with everyone there
thank you :)

person idk: hey dude have you heard of Loafs Loyalists Hangout
someone: yeah i have its the best server ever! the owners and mods are super nice and funny!
person idk: they are so amazing

by stab i think July 29, 2021

LOAF

Love’s only a feeling

Love does not matter because LOAF, loyalty matters.

by Sadboi29 January 21, 2021

loaf

Loaf
(verb)
to love intensely, when you love someone so much that saying "i love you" just doesnt cut it anymore!
(can also be said over text as "i 🍞 u")

vi: i loaf you rue!
rue: i 🍞 you too!

by peepeepoopoocacapants March 9, 2022

Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.

1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.

by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010

Loaf Land

Usually when in a clouded mind state and forgetting what you are doing by not responding or doing very stupid things. When smoking too much pot can lead a person into "loaf land" making them un-responsable when asked questions. Sitting at a computer in a opiate high is another example of being in 'loaf land'.

While playing Magic the Gathering 2v2:

Corey says:"Joe what are you doing... don't forget to counter his spell."
10 seconds later...
Joe says: "Don't worry bro."

Corey says: "DUDE WTF you didn't counter the spell. Are you loafing?"
Joe says: "Sorry bro..... (20 seconds later) I missed clicked".

Corey says: "Huh? we already lost."
Joe says: "I think I'm in loaf land bro."

by SuperCaL September 4, 2013