A sothern term meaning the action of leaving a significant other for a set period of time to work on oneself using a list provided by the person leaving.
by B_Bait April 10, 2023
(10 PM)
Bill; Yo Steve, what are you doing right now?
Steve; I'm out raking leaves
Bill; Isn't it a little dark to be doing yard work?
Steve; Yard work! I'm out collecting money that the gamblers lost last weekend on the football games.
Bill; Yo Steve, what are you doing right now?
Steve; I'm out raking leaves
Bill; Isn't it a little dark to be doing yard work?
Steve; Yard work! I'm out collecting money that the gamblers lost last weekend on the football games.
by gamisiking July 10, 2016
A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate
I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs
by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
by LingDanc803 February 07, 2023
When one is in desperate need of rest and relaxation to the point of desiring death, if take of absence is not granted.
Michael was so stressed from IA work, he took 20 days of traumatic leave, just to not kill himself over the overwhelming tasks.
by Will E. Stylzz March 11, 2014
Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.
Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."
by Grandsire May 04, 2020