Pin the Esketit on the Lobster

an alternative version of Pin the Tail on the Donkey, where the objective is to NOT slap Esketit on someone's man boob

My favorite game is pin the esketit on the lobster; we played it at my birthday party.

by QuargaPie November 13, 2018

lobster people

Tourists who frequent the Jersey Shore and on the first day of their vacation get incredibly sunburned and then for the rest of their stay share the pain of said sunburn with the locals through acting bitchy and obnoxious.

The lobster people screamed at the waitress because she didn't seat them before the other tourists.

by imissthesun April 17, 2007

lobster

A lobster is a sea creature that picks a partner and mates for life.

Lobsters mate for life. She's your lobster!

by pumpkinhenryjollyrancherbutts June 18, 2015

Lobke

The best person ever: A LEGEND

Omg I love her she’s a lobke

by Lorel April 13, 2020

lobtop

Head when you have a lobster sized cock.

Ryan: “yeah man she gave me lobtop”
Bryce: “right on man!”

by lobcoochie gang April 16, 2020

lap lobster

Another name for pubic lice or crabs.

That stupid bitch give me a nasty case of lap lobsters!!

by Foot Clayson September 8, 2005

Government Lobby

Packing a huge amount of weaponry, generally concealed. Derived from the signature Matrix scene in which Neo, the protagonist of said movie, defeats an entire military squad with a vast array of firearms concealed under his trenchcoat.

Can be used for replica (i.e. paintball or airsoft) weaponry as well as the real deal.

"Dude, yesterday I had an airsoft match with the guys down at the field."
"Well, what happened?"
"We were having a blast and then Jonathan went all Government Lobby on us. I swear, he went through 4 pairs of pistols he had under his jacket."
"...So?"
"He'd borrowed them from me and he left them all out on the grass."

by Airsofter October 21, 2007