Loaf

When someone or something is really bad.

That party was loaf af.
Those shoes are loaf.

by anad dna aiag January 31, 2019

Suf The Loaf

someone needs Suf The Loaf to cut their bread

I can't cut my bread I need Suf The Loaf

by james bond 123456789 September 10, 2018

Loaf

Money

“Im going to get that loaf in poker this weekend!”

by Broamalyn October 2, 2018

Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.

(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?

by B Tsunami June 30, 2019

Loaf

When a guy/girl goes out of their way to impress, talk to, and or flirt with a person.

Parker was loafing with Logan trying to get some.

That girl was on the dance floor loafing with those cheeks.

by Billy Joe-Hagrid November 15, 2019

loaf

the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is so funny she should be a comedian. Her hair is so majestic that it flows like rapunzel. her kindness attracts all.

damn shorty is a loaf

by kidzkance November 21, 2019

Campania corn loaf

When one drops a massive steamer in the Campania district in Tasmania

Dude I went to Tassie and dropped the worst Campania corn loaf I have ever seen it would a wombat squint at 1 kilometer away

by The Wodger April 5, 2019