Choke a Llama

(v) to take a shit

I just got back from Taco Bell and I have to totally choke a llama

by Jiro March 11, 2004

lamf

lame ass mother fucker. heard it back in the late 70s. seemed to derive from the Punk movement.

Eric: Did you see Seth last night at the party?

Mitch: Yeah. He was a real lamf.

by Bob October 5, 2004

llama love

A slender caucasian with an impeccable ass. Very picky, combative and known to give those she loves stink baloney.

Damn, the white bitch Elly is a llama love.

by MikeyMike April 4, 2007

llamapoop

awesome beyond compare and should be elevated to super moderator status

llamapoop is awesome and should be a supermod

by llamapoop June 1, 2009

llama toe

Basically, its when a really fat lady wheres REALLY tight spandex and struts around a bunch of 5th graders in gym class...usually caused by having unprotected sex with a llama, while wearing thoughs spandex...WARNING: LLAMA TOES CAN GET INFECTED WITH HIV BITCH.

Sean: Dude look at Ms.Armstrong's camel toe
!
Sean2: EWWW, dude thats like way worse then a camel toe, look at the way the moistier is spreading around her pants its LEAKING!
Sean: HAHA dude that aint no camel toe....ITS...ITS....

Together: A LLAMA TOE!

by the real swede April 6, 2009

llama

An animal that defines awesomely goodness, they prance around and they stay mad fluffy for life.Llama is a word that could be randomnly used for anything Ex: you llama you get back here
Llamas kinda sorta kick anyones ass , plus they have the ability to rule zee world one day.

Whoah hey that llama totally just spit in my face.
Bitch please that llama dont mess.

by ooollll October 23, 2007

lamf

Lazy ass mother fucker. A play on the word bamf (bad ass mother fucker.)

Someone who has no motivation to do anything useful.

Tom is a lamf because of his lack of drive or desire to do anything productive.

by ptemp February 25, 2008