Knife Sharpener

Women over 50 who like to herk off men under 25.

I use to deliver flowers to senior citizens communities and score with a bunch of knife sharpeners.

by thedudebrown87 December 30, 2022

Whore Knife

A knife one carries to fend off ravenous whores.

Terry kept his whore knife on him at all times.

by nknwngrwr June 1, 2020

JACK KNIFING THE SUN

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.

Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021

booker knife

When you take a spoon and shove it up your homey’s ass

I just booker knife Kenny’s ass

by Dirty Kenny with a stick up July 18, 2021

Persuasion Knife

A device, or figure of speech, used with NPC* inaction (can be in real life and virtual) that is used to sway said NPC into giving unto one's way. Can be used in a threatening way, or friendly, mostly threating.

*Non Character Player (or not you)

Person 1:Today I had to use my Persuasion Knife to get my lazy brother to mow the lawn today

Person 2:"You pulled a knife on him?
Person 1:No, a rock. It works like a knife.

by SafetyPants April 26, 2011

Knife

a one pronged sharp fork (i stole it from jaiden animations)

dont stab ppl with knives, not very cuul, use the knife to chop onions and cry that u should touch grass

by naturally idiotic February 22, 2024

Knife

Wasn't the guns because there was a mass shooter and it wasn't attention because he fled and intended not to get caught.

Hym "And getting rid of the guns only stops the people who can afford security from getting stabbed by someone with a Knife. The selfish pundit class wants themselves to be safe while they hire security for themselves and then the rest of you can just get killed in a mass stabbing or something. And he had guns. The guns did nothing to save him there. It's not the culture because he's culture is being a solipsistic incest cultists who believe the sane people are the ones who think they are immortal and that a magical reality man made the the boss of everyone by proxy. So no. The cause of the murder is whatever the cause of the murder happened to be and NOT WHATEVER SELF-INDULGENT BULLSHIT THE INFLUENCER FILTH HAS DECIDED TO MAKE UP IN RESPONSE TO THE MURDER OF ONE OF THEIR OWN. One side says it's one thing. The other side says it something else. They can't both be right. All I know this that MY thing persists. And that's all that matters."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2025