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Keying

Keying is the like opening a door nob the only difrence is that your doing it with your penis

You stick a key in your dick hole then squeez your dick and twisting it then pulling it just like the act of opening a door
Hey you want to go keying with me after school today
by Nazi germany January 28, 2017
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keyboard warrior

Can be simply defined in one word, YID.
"Woody," is a prime example of a keyboard warrior.
by herts_gooner October 10, 2006
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keyborgasm

When keyboard-generated text induces happiness, joy or gratification.

A typist's or a reader's feelings of immense satisfaction or elation that is derived from the use of typed words.

When the words typed on a keyboard initiate intense or unrestrained excitement which is characterized by strong feelings of pleasure or approval.
The lovers experience multiple keyborgasms when reading one anothers emails.

She experienced a keyborgasm as she read his romantic words.

Though they were thousands of miles apart, their sensual texts provided numerous keyborgasms.
by ND Voice December 13, 2009
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Keyboard Warrior

a jai lunt that gets roasted for 3 hours cause he is a little wanker
by psunnyday February 16, 2017
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Keyboard Commander

I am the great keyboard commander and my words will haXor your computer n00b.
by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005
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Keyboard Warrior

One who strictly uses the keyboard to compete in online games.

The origin of Keyboard Warrior originated in Quake games. A number of players pride themselves on defeating others who use mouse while they use keyboard only.
Joe got fragged by KeyboardWarrior

Joe: WTF ADASDAS I GOT KILLED BY SOMEONE USING ONLY KEYBOARD?!?!?!

Keyboard Warrior: LOL
by theeeeeman August 13, 2011
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Keyboargy

When four or more people are standing around one keyboard typing to a specific person.
Noun:
"I was talking to my girlfriend and all of her friends showed up and they had a keyboargy."

Verb:
"I got keyboargied this weekend."
by Ellie-chan March 10, 2007
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