major key

A term used for an idea or way of living that improves your life, mind and soul.

Major key: Don't listen to they.

by Huegie June 14, 2016

lil key key

bam margera's cat

lil' key key come take a bite outta the little can o tuna

by mo December 16, 2003

low key martin

a nasty fart. Not as bad as a high key martin but worse than a peanut butt. Although, a peanut butt can be in the same category as a martin if busted in a green house.

yo i just layed the worst "low key martin" you ever smellt.

by Brian Tegeder February 4, 2005

4-Key Beatmania

A term used for DDR simulators played on the keyboard, since many songs for DDR simulators have become as hard as Beatmania songs.

by dj gs68 May 10, 2003

Carpe Key 'Em

Seize the Keys. A Hurricane Thursday event at the University of Tulsa where students drive golf carts on The U with drunk goggles on, to teach about drunk driving.

I'm going to Carpe Key 'em that kid over there, he's drank too much.

by TUgirl18 November 7, 2010

Wine Key

A pretentious name for a Corkscrew used by sycophants, and miscreants and those simply seeking to call attention to a simple corkscrew.

My friend could not open a bottle of wine because he couldn't find the Wine Key. So I used a corkscrew and opened it.

by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyork December 21, 2010

toilet key

A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.

Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!

by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011