Ken ae

Fiona: “that Katie is such a slag”
Bethany: “ken ae”
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Ken

Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)
"Doesn't seem to matter what I do
I'm always number two
No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh
I, I have feelings that I can't explain
Drivin' me insane
All my life, been so polite
But I'll sleep alone tonight
'Cause I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I wanna know what it's like to love, to be the real thing
Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I'm in my feelings?
And is my moment finally here, or am I dreaming?
I'm no dreamer
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
Can you feel the Kenergy?
Feels so real, my Kenergy
I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten
Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility?
I'm just Ken
Where I see love, she sees a friend
What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?
I'm just Ken (and I'm enough)
And I'm great at doing stuff
So, hey! Check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
My name's Ken (and so am I)
Put that manly hand in mine
So, hey! World, check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken
Baby, I'm just Ken (nobody else, nobody else, nobody)"

"Fair bro"
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Ken

The male version of a “Karen
Why are you being such a ken
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Claire Ken

the most beautiful girl i’ve ever met — she can make anyone smile with her presence. she’s the girl that you’ll fall in love with just because of her eyes.
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ken

ken is the badboy charvas word for house
you little doylum
this is west yorkshire

so a dont know who your giving that talk to
chipping ken for a zuggie
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Ken-j

The best boyfriend/husband that anyone could ever ask for

A Ken-j will treat you the best you have ever been treated

Hes funny,cute,talented and always knows how to make people laugh

Hes a good person but has been through alot but he'll still be there for you weather hes suffering on his own or not

Get yourself a ken-j not mine though
"Hey did you see Samantha had a new boyfriend "
"Yeah hes such a Ken-j"
"I know right I'm so jealous "
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Ken

A male version of a karen which makes solutions for others problems that are not very good and probably annoying
Person1: wow I just got finished hunting deer
Ken: Um excuse me💅
Person1: can I help you?
Ken: are you hunting in this area
Person1: yes?
Ken: that is not allowed here this is a safe place theyre kids here
Person1: well I’m about to leave and I don’t see any kids so...
Ken: no I’m gonna put you under citizens arrest if you leave

Person1: no your a KEN
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