This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.
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They are also often married to much older rich men.
They are also often married to much older rich men.
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Luca you think you love Kaeli more? Go read Biology of Kaeli. Page 16 says it all. Biology of Kaeli page 16 says Kaelis love Lucas more and Lucas love Kaelis. It’s science. Scientifically proven right here.
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