Jingle Hopper Jones

This is a man who hops a lot. He has a 4 Chan channel where he shows off his hopping skills.

Person 1: "Have you seen the brand new video from Jingle Hopper Jones?"
Person 2: "Yes, it's really great!"

by Tewartu December 13, 2022

Davy Jones' Locker

Death. The afterlife. The world beyond this mortal coil. Term used by pirates to define death.

"That landlubber visited Davy Jones' Locker long ago, matey."

by The Boston Rag February 28, 2005

Jones'd

Typically described as a total failure in the field of technology.

1) Looks like that server is Jones'd, it crashed again. 2) Who Jones'd the storage, I can't access my files? 3) Error code: 0x0000007E, it's Jones'd. 4) It wasn't Jones'd by me, you must have Jones'd it!

by BuckeyesSuck June 13, 2011

damien jones

there once used to be boxer shorts with his face on available. no longer. he plays drums, and should also live in copenhagen

I want a pair of Damien Jones boxer shorts

by meesterbandleader October 15, 2003

Queerbag Jones

A generic name to describe anyone you see from a distance and decide you dislike simply based on the way they appear.

Yo, did you see the new Spanish teacher in the cafeteria today? Someone tell Queerbag Jones that ascots went out with the cancelation of Scooby Doo.

by bajothehedgehog February 15, 2008

Brosmosis Jones

Someone who is totally the shit. One badass motherfucker, as some might say. Someone who is your Bro, of great friend, but too great to simply call Bro. A term to be used when you want to think outside of the Bro Box.

See you at the party later, Brosmosis Jones! *Double Finger-Gun Point and Wink*

by HTMLHero June 13, 2011

Leather Jones

A Suave, confident, ex-fighter pilot who has grown disillusioned with the way of the world today and cant understand why the jacket just cant be a jacket...Not to be confused with an indiana jones type person, a leather jones is much more calculated, deliberate and never cavalier.

"Man I think that guys a real Leather Jones" "Wow what a way to pull off the Leather Jones" "you could really do with a bit of leather jones in your life"

by Leather Jones July 7, 2012