This phrase expresses your passive acceptance of an event, initiative or activity that may or may not require your involvement. A more creative, flavourful and eyebrow-raising way to say "it doesn't bother me", "meh" or "I don't care".
"If you want to spend the night in jail, fine, it's no jizz on my chin."
"I'm driving by there anyway, so it's no jizz on my chin to swing by and pick you up."
"Hey, it's no jizz on my chin if you want to visit that priest, but don't say I didn't warn you."
"I'm driving by there anyway, so it's no jizz on my chin to swing by and pick you up."
"Hey, it's no jizz on my chin if you want to visit that priest, but don't say I didn't warn you."
by slodrive August 26, 2011
Get the It's no jizz on my chin mug.Hilarious SNL skit that aired at about 12:40 AM. It is about two guys who jizz in their pants at just about everything from a hot girl to an alarm clock.
Some star cameos are: Justin Timberlake, Molly Sims, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Some star cameos are: Justin Timberlake, Molly Sims, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler
by Jamiesayshello December 17, 2008
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A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.
1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor puppylove loser!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
by Atlatl September 17, 2008
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Earl always carries some listerine with him because he is a jizz-aholic.(jizz-eater)
Earl always carries some listerine with him because he is a jizz-aholic.(jizz-eater)
by papa strog January 29, 2008
Get the jizz eater mug.1) Attractive female that is readily available as a seminal receptacle.
2) One that does not mind swallowing man juice.
3) Promiscuous woman.
4) Derogatory term for a woman.
See also: Cum bag, Cum bucket,
2) One that does not mind swallowing man juice.
3) Promiscuous woman.
4) Derogatory term for a woman.
See also: Cum bag, Cum bucket,
1) Paris Hilton's middle name is Jizzabelle.
2) I know this chick, Ann, she's quie the Jizzabelle.
3) What? Mike's girlfriend had sex with another 2 men in the bathroom stall of the Berlin Olympic Stadium again? That Jizzabelle...
4) Are you drunk yet? I wanna go out and find me some Jizzabelle for the night!
2) I know this chick, Ann, she's quie the Jizzabelle.
3) What? Mike's girlfriend had sex with another 2 men in the bathroom stall of the Berlin Olympic Stadium again? That Jizzabelle...
4) Are you drunk yet? I wanna go out and find me some Jizzabelle for the night!
by Jismoitekk the Enforcer August 12, 2006
Get the Jizzabelle mug.A woman's lower back tattoo. When her and guy are having sex. He's pulls out and aims to hit her lower back tattoo. Her jizz-target.
by Rachel March 29, 2005
Get the jizz target mug.When a male is having anal-sex and shit gets into his urethral orifice (penis hole) causing him to shoot out chocolate jizz.
Warning: Contrary to popular belief, chocolate jizz is NOT real chocolate. It is actually shit coming out of your penis. Do NOT attempt to eat it. EVER.
Warning: Contrary to popular belief, chocolate jizz is NOT real chocolate. It is actually shit coming out of your penis. Do NOT attempt to eat it. EVER.
Girl: Did you just shit out of your weiner?
Guy: Nah, that was just some chocolate jizz.
Girl: Is it real chocolate?
Guy: Ummmm...yeah.
Girl: (tastes it) Fuck you!!!
Guy: Nah, that was just some chocolate jizz.
Girl: Is it real chocolate?
Guy: Ummmm...yeah.
Girl: (tastes it) Fuck you!!!
by KangarooTaco May 18, 2010
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