Jersey Milkshake

A sexual act originating in New Jersey in which the giver defecates in his/her hands. He/she then proceeds to rub said shit all over the recipient's breasts in a vigorous, circular motion. The giver then adds the finishing touch of a smooth, creamy cum concoction to the rich, dutch cacao. The ingredients are swirled and mixed together once more, creating a most delicate medley of sinfully rich flavors and leaving wide grins on both partners' faces.

Vinny: Ay yo, Steffie's been acting like a fuckin' bitch all day.
Joey: I've got just the remedy.
Vinny: What?
Joey: Bitch needs a nice jersey milkshake!
Vinny: Ay!
-Fist pumps all around-

by boobletits May 4, 2010

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South Jersey

The part of New Jersey that is not an embarrassment.

You're from New Jersey, but you aren't a walking joke.

I am from South Jersey.

by South Jersey - 51st State December 14, 2010

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central jersey

Where I'm from. We are actually closer to NYC than to some parts in South Jersey which is kind of funny. Central Jersey includes the counties of Somerset, Middlesex, Monmouth, Hunterdon and Mercer. North Jersey is more industrious and South Jersey is more agricultural. Central Jersey has a lot of Suburbs and has Trenton the capital. People either like the NY giants or the Philly Eagles, a lot of people commute to Manhattan and we call sandwitches subs. Despite Popular belief Wa Wa isn't only in South Jersey we have plenty of them up here too. We are low-key people that know how to party. If you were going to visit Jersey I wouldn't reccomend Central Jersey cause theres not a lot to do besides go to the mall, party, and movies. South Jersey has a lot of Shores and North Jersey has the famous Bergen County.

I don't get why North and South Jersey Fight. No one even knows about Central Jersey so not a lot of people hate us.

by Jersey Kid January 21, 2008

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Jersey

slang for the US state of New Jersey

They passed through Jersey on their way to Maine.

by The Return of Light Joker March 3, 2008

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Jensen

Jensen's are beautiful and talented people, very smart and would always be there for you. Usually have really hot boyfriends (but not according to there best friends). Very smart, Usualy 90% avreage (even though they aren't). Loyal to their friends, especially their best friends. Can be loyal in a relashionship, and will never cheat. Aren't generally the types to say "i love you," unless they truthfully mean it. Jensen's are the types of general females to not be comfortable with how they look or how they are, even though they are wonderful.

Jensen, beautiful, talented, smart, loyal, wonderful, female, truthful.

by 22334@@/////**&&* July 9, 2011

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