Bong Hits for Jesus

Bong Hits for Jesus is an Philly based original rock band. Using the name that Joe Frederick made famous in his landmark Supreme Court free speech fight, Bong Hits For Jesus is all about peoples' First Amendment rights, artistic freedom, and the tendency to enjoy life's fruits.

You can learn everything you need to know about Bong Hits for Jesus at www.bonghitsforjesus.net

by Mix Master Obi-Wan July 15, 2009

Paw Paw For Jesus

Non sequitir exclamation denoting derision or ridicule of someone or something. From author Cheryl Trykv's reading of her story on radio show This American Life, in which the main character sees a billboard proclaiming "Paw Paw For Jesus" and starts to yell it out the car window in sarcastic ecstasy. Paw Paw is a town in Michigan.

You see Sarah Palin on TV talking about death panels, so you yell "Paw Paw For Jesus!"

by mrbgoode September 4, 2009

jesus blunt

a jesus blunt is two blunts that are conected in the middle so they look like a cross. When you smoke it you light three of the ends and puff on the fouth.

that jesus blunt got me fucked up with one hit!

by superfrank December 15, 2008

Slim Jesus

A fuckboy who can't hang.

Person 1:Ay yo who the hell is Slim Jesus?
Person 2:A fuckboy who cant't hang.

by Squire#1 September 7, 2016

Jesus Hug

noun; a hug that is loving in feeling, but non-sexual

Joanne looked so forlorn that Bobby came over and gave her a Jesus hug.

by wordlady May 6, 2006

GI Jesus

A real american hero GI Jesus is there! GI Jesus is responsible for winning both world wars, all wars won by the United States, and for kicking the ass of all religious fanatics. He also grants salvation and immortality to anyone who believes he is their messiah. He allowed himself to be captured by the Romans, so that he could die for all the screwed up stuff we do. His spirit continues to fight today for the United States, agianst anyone who thinks they can defeat the good old USA.

- Hey Osama, GI Jesus is going to blow you straight to hell and then leave you there to burn for all eternity.

by Star Destroyer January 14, 2008

Jacking It to Jesus

The higher your hair is, the closer you are to the Lord.

If the Pagent Princess wants to win the crown, she has to make sure her stylist is Jacking It to Jesus during hair and make-up.

by MrsMissa January 1, 2012