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Jennifer

The biggest hoe ever...
Well more of a thotty XD
A thotty that goes from guy to guy and learns all her thottiness from her sister
She dates this one guy, they break up then she goes back to her ex the next day she goes back to the guy she dated and breaks up with her ex LMAO

Jennifer is a thotty!!!!
by I'm a pandicorn April 20, 2017
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Jennifer's Homanica

Insert the your pointer finger in her vagina and your ring finger in her ass then pull them out and put the used fingers into her nostrils.
Jennifer could not distinguish the pungent odor when John gave her a Jennifer's Homanica.
by Pit Master January 8, 2009
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Jennifer

Jennifer is a annoying person with big boobs and big booty.She loves listening to music.Is very violently and is tall. Their race is most likely hispanic or white. Their always emo but their kind.But their very sensitive and beautiful,amazing,laughs a lot, and smiles a lot.
Person: Dang you seen her butt
Person 2: YAY dang she must be a Jennifer!
by lalalastool June 18, 2018
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Jennifer

An outgoing person who likes to coupon but never likes to talk to people. EVER even on the phone.

She is also my mom.
That's Jennifer , my mom. She doesn't like to talk to people and she's married, don't hit on her.
by UGANDA TRIBE January 20, 2018
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Jennifer Doudna

Successful Boss-ass lady who don't need NO man except for Jamie Cate. Also thinks CRISPR-Cas9 is aight
Berkeley student 1: Yoooo, this girl in my molecular biology class is such a Jennifer Doudna!
Berkeley student 2: That's amaze dude. I aspire to be like her!
by JennyMcPIE May 30, 2018
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Jennifer

Jennifer is a bitchy teacher who makes you stay ten minutes after class, always makes you late, Hates all. Do not be friends with a Jennifer. She had the worst smile, worst style, always smells, has the biggest fucking hydro flask in the entire world in the ugliest color (brown) and always separates you from your friends no matter what.
Don’t be friends with a Jennifer. There bitchy people who hates all
by Awful_mr.torti October 7, 2019
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Jennifer

Jennifer brown is a back stabbing, rat looking bitch, she will act like your best friend and then try turn all your friends against you, nobody likes her, she stuffs her bra with socks and she has no arse, she is flatter than a pancake, she posts the sluttiest pictures when there’s nothing even there, she is a slut and the biggest hoe, lads with only text her asking for shag, because she is the easiest thing they will get, she is ugly and off putting, she is very fake, will turn against you, she is bad at fighting, she can’t handle a slap, she is clumsy as fuck, she has no common sense, she needs extra time for tests because she is such retard, she is known as the freak of the school, she embarrasses herself on tiktok and she thinks she’s funny, she has no respect, she is the devil reincarnated, she will slag you off but be too scared to say it to your face, she is downright stupid and pathetic, everybody laughs at her when she thinks they are laughing with her, she doesn’t shave her fanny and she has a mole on her arse, disgusting, not worth bothering with and she doesn’t care about you, she uses you for money and she has no friends, she gets secretly bullied, she is unpopular and she is extremely unattractive, she has brown hair and brown eyes , if you see a Jennifer brown block her straight away , wish I did now.
Guy: hey a Jennifer just added me on snapchat

Girl: errr I wouldn’t talk to her, nobody likes her, she is a slag and she is ugly, don’t waste your time on her she is such a headfuck and a slut who looks like a prostitute
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