Crazy Jazz

(a) exclamation of surprise

(b) expression of amazement
(c) Used to describe some mental goings on
(d) An awesome genre of music in it's craziest form

there's always time for crazy jazz!

by spookylealoo June 23, 2011

jazz

a tiny little snail who has dyed SHOCKINGly blonde hair. jazz will dance into the overn any day of the week and really knows what is up. get yourself a JAZZ and youll be set for life.

get yourself a JAZZ and you'll be so jazzy when i say jazzy i mean really jazzy like fishy wonderful jazz jazz is amzazing jazz is great <3

girl 1: woah i was in the garden and there was a beautiful jazz

girl 2: woah lucky

by ploppsicle polopl ;plippy November 23, 2021

Jazz

To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.

Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!

by EventHorizonTypeBeat February 11, 2024

Jazz

The correct term for a Female Derrick is a Jazz.

Damn this chick is a total Jazz.

This potatoesque gameplay is so Jazz of you.

by faddishworm July 31, 2019

Jazz

A type of music preferred by Barry Bee Benson.

You like jazz?

by BiggyBoiForehead July 13, 2018

jazz lines

Written version of "jazz hands"; emphasizes the coolness and excitement surrounding a word.

-> Watson <- rules "Jeopardy!; therefore, jazz lines must surround its name.

by Tcherkate September 12, 2013

Utah Jazz

Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).

"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."

"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."

"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."

by Nards Eubanks June 1, 2022