To "jazz" is to shove as many tampons as you can up your ass in a poly-rhythmic and circular motion until your bum is officially sealed and your bank account is officially constipated. Tampons can be substituted for building insulation for those that prefer the sexual stimulation of asbestos. A beginner typically can fit 10 tampons, a master can fit 100 tampons.
Bro, my wife spontaneously took the kids to FAO Schwartz yesterday afternoon and man I had this 2 hour window to myself, I jazzed myself so fucking hard, I was constipated as fuck. That shit was OUT!
by EventHorizonTypeBeat February 12, 2024
He is funny and honest, has a dirty mind, and very loving. You should feel very special if you have a boyfriend named Jazz. You are very lucky if you have someone named Jazz and you should treat him with all your love. He will treat you nicely and spend a lot of money on you until his pockets are empty. But most important of all he loves anime girls/2d girls but that is why some people love him.
My boyfriend Jazz is very sexy and muscular his love for anime will destroy the world and his loving heart will make you feel special
by Clutchey May 13, 2021
Jazz is the best person you will ever meet! She is so crazy and weird, she is strong mentally and physically. Everyone loves jazz she funny and the easiest person to make friends. Jazz is very good at any sport, she is a loud human being with a big smile . Jazz is always there for u she can be a bitch if she has to, jazz is friends with everyone !
by Jasminew March 12, 2017
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by StarTrekLover2005 December 27, 2020
I never meet a such a lovely person, who i can truly trust. i don regret her one bit, she is a sunshine in my heart who always had my back. Without her my pain would be hiding in a whole suffering. I could never repay my dept of your kindness. my time with her has pass a long time but it feels like it was just yesterday. she is a great person, ONLY PEOPLE WHO TRY TO GET TO HER WILL TRULY LOVE HER!!
I don't know how my world would be without jazz, but i would know it be full of darkness. she creates sunshine from rain, she makes flower bloom. Even a smallest memory with her is special to me and to others.
thanks dear sis, you've been loyal
I don't know how my world would be without jazz, but i would know it be full of darkness. she creates sunshine from rain, she makes flower bloom. Even a smallest memory with her is special to me and to others.
thanks dear sis, you've been loyal
Idiot: she is annoying your lying
Me: shush child
Idiot: you don even know her for that long
Me: she is beautiful and the only person who would truly never understand her is you because your jealous of her confident
Idiot: ........
Me: SEE
Idiot: i defined her annoying
Me: i defined you as a jealous person and jazz as a flower
Me: shush child
Idiot: you don even know her for that long
Me: she is beautiful and the only person who would truly never understand her is you because your jealous of her confident
Idiot: ........
Me: SEE
Idiot: i defined her annoying
Me: i defined you as a jealous person and jazz as a flower
by POTATOLIFE May 22, 2018
by faddishworm August 01, 2019