Utah Jazz

Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).

"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."

"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."

"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."

by Nards Eubanks June 1, 2022

Moody Jazz

the retarded and fucked up way of saying the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure stand "Moody Blues"

"I just drew Moody Jazz"
"It's Moody blues you retard"

by Pneumonological February 12, 2025

Jazz

Ya Like jazz

barry said: Ya Like Jazz
random person: please stop

by ICookCats October 12, 2021

Jazz Beans

A Gen-Z phrase combining the phrases, "That's Jazzy" and "Cool Beans".
Originates from the Mid-West United States, particularly Iowa or Illinois.

Friend: "Heyo, I'm back with the pizzas!"
You: "Jazz Beans bro!"

by jazzbeanswrittenhere March 13, 2021

Jazz

An early style of American-born popular music that came about as a result of fusion between ragtime, blues, folk and classical in the early 20th century. Its style is very heavily rooted in West African tradition while taking some conventions from European classical music, with swung notes, blue notes, heavy syncopation and (generally) complex chord progressions (though it really depends on the style). Because it’s been around for so long now, it has evolved to such an incredible degree that the OG jazz you would listen to in 1920s Louisiana (Dixieland) is vastly different than something you would hear in, for example, the 1970s (Fusion). As a result, there are so many different sub genres to choose from if you’re getting into it, each with their own quirks. From swing to bebop and gypsy jazz to smooth jazz, there’s something for just about anyone.

Jazz is also a method of looking at music in both a compositional and performance sense. There are many tunes and genres today that make use of this, such as lo fi hip hop and funk.

“In the Mood” by Glenn Miller is a classic jazz tune. So are “Mr. P.C.” by John Coltrane and “Minor Swing” by Django Reinhardt.

by KNUP March 23, 2021

Spongebob jazz

The music that plays when playing Four-in-a-Row in Clubhouse Games: 51 Worldwide Classics.

"Man, that's some good jazz! It sounds like it's from Spongebob. Are you playing Spongebob jazz?""

by ethanlulnowshut December 30, 2020

voodoo jazz hands

The act of causing another to ejaculate without their knowing.

He used id voodoo jazz hands to make me cum in my pants.

by mwenn01 May 31, 2025