dirty jason priestly

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.

He gave her a dirty jason priestly and she never had anal sex again.

by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007

the jason

to stick your finger up your ass multiple times a day

you hear about that fruitcake?
yeah dude, he does the jason all the time

by [e-mail] May 1, 2008

jason

usually a funny kid, that like to smoke alot of pot, usually spends all of his money on it, but usually also wants other people to smoke him some weed, has someone in his family who was a bad impression on him, possibly a older brother or cousin, doesnt give a fuck about what anyone thinks about his marijuana use, has a best friend who has moved to a different school, but will soon reunite in a naborhood

marijuana, jason

by smokinthagange24/7 February 20, 2010

Jason

anyone with the name jason is known as the biggest ass in the building. He is usually an incompetent bastard who is not capable of doing standard every-day things. He weasels his way out of any chore or action that helps anyone else. He tends to be a poser and pretends to know things just to look like a man. He thinks treating women horribly in front of men makes him look manly. He doesnt bother hiding his napoleon complex because he doesn't realize that everyone knows he is trying to over copensate for the youth size protective cup that he owns.

"That mama's boy can't even take care of himself, he's such a jason."

"Did he just say that Reggie Bush got a homerun?, what a Jason!"

by itisthemostfactualpieceofinfo July 14, 2013

jason siska

the brother to the amazing bassist of The Academy Is.., Adam T. Siska, better known as Sisky. He was on Survivor Micronesia and made it pretty far. He found a fake immunity idol and thought it was real until he gave it to Eliza to use and Jeff said it was fake. Jaon Siska=total domination. By the way, he is uber sexy!

Jason Siska pwned at Survivor, but got voted off because he didnt make any alliances.

by captainkarenn June 24, 2008

Jason

A tight butthole that gets destroyed when doing anal.

Your Jasoning my asshole

by Raging in bed April 6, 2014

jason

to upchuck a small amount of liquor, into a bar glass, immediately after taking a shot.

That Jager was nasty, I think I'm going to Jason.
Holy shit, that guy over there just Jason'd into his beer glass.

by ATL man February 18, 2007