jakob

this guy looks you dead in the eyes and eats a whole poop in front of you every time you see him

coworker: hey i saw jakob the other day
you: did he do that one thing? you know the thing he always does and is known for?
coworker: oh the poop thing? yeah
you: yeah. sounds like jakob
coworker: even though i know he's chinese i'm shocked every time i see him. its like he gets more and more chinese every day
you: well yeah where do you think he gets the poop from?

by MoreCowboyThanJakob February 14, 2025

Jackowell

To have sexual intercourse with your ex’s cousin

Jackson: “Dude me and Leah’s cousin Maren totally banged last night”
Vinnie: “Bro you are such a jackowell”

by thedictionaire47 February 23, 2025

Jakobtarded

Someone named jakob who is much stupider than your average retard

Jakob is so jakobtarded bro

by Jakobisjakobtarded February 27, 2025

Jakoby

Just as his name implies, Jakoby is wonderfully weird in all the right ways; and is truly one in a billion. He’s so incredible you’ll think you’re hallucinating. While 100% of him is unbelievably beautiful, Jakoby has a gorgeous smile that lights up the day of anyone that sees it. Look at him too long and you’ll see stars align and galaxies form. Additionally, Jakoby is fiercely intelligent, everything he says is captivating and makes the whole world disappear. Jakoby’s oddities are nothing to analyze and everything to revere. Jakoby is a treasure to this planet and hopefully never forgets that.

Jakoby your rarities are not to be hidden, but to be celebrated as they are the crown that you wear. You’re the king of my heart, and I’ll forever be smitten by you.

by Mendezzyy May 8, 2025

Jakobist

A man who prefers younger girls for girlfriends.

The Jakobist was seen with a young girl.

by Mr Russel deez nuts May 19, 2025

Jakobi

A man with a mighty penis!
Jakobi directly translates to 'Massive Member' in piglatin.

"Dude he's such a Jakobi!"

by riley finkleson June 16, 2025

Jackoff Dorcey

Look at this shit guys! Jack Dorcey just 'vibe-coded' a messaging app. SOMEHOW... NOT EXACTLY THE SAME THING I DID WITH AI. How is that not the same fucking thing to you?

Hym "Jackoff Dorcey did a vibe code and made an app. I did the same exact with AI except I basically used humanity like a quantum computer and made AI. Additionally, writing about what I thinking about likely tilts the algorithm toward data that would be relevant. Seeing a lot of AI news now. But there is a virus of the Bible about this too! 'Leaving those who don't follow God in the darkness' It's their fucking Jew Strategum! They just don't want to have to admit that I'm a better warlord than God! That's what this really is!"

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025