jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

jerk n a jar by DNAGuy June 7, 2024

Jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample.

I was late for work, I had to go jizz n a jar for our IVF treatment.

Jizz n a jar by DNAGuy June 12, 2024

Community Sour Jar 

A form of hex performed by Etsy spell-casters. It is a jar containing off-putting items and liquids, such as rotting plants or dirt. Buyers place orders to have the name and information of a target (usually an enemy) written down and put into the jar. This is supposed to "curse" the target.

Phil hasn't been doing well lately, apparently his ex had his name put in a community sour jar on Etsy.

Community Sour Jar by Community Jar February 6, 2025

the ferp jar 

The jar used to contain and preserve debris from ferping such as brain matter, bone ash, bodily fluids and goon juice for later consumption.

“Yo bruh we was ferping in that bitch crazy, pass me the ferp jar dawg because I got hella brain smeg on my shit and I’m tryna clean ts(this) off .”

the ferp jar by ThoseWhoKnowSigmaBalkanRage March 3, 2025

My Little Pony Jar

The place I am going if I do not behave :(

You are going in the my little pony jar

My Little Pony Jar by Tangly March 7, 2025

All me jar 

All me jar is a jar that consists of human secretion. A Standard jar includes urine, period blood/ regular blood, hair, finger nails, poop, and ejaculation. However, the jar can consist of more human secretion like foot shavings, spit, discharge, tears, ect. It’s typically for personal keepsake or to gift your partner.

Hi bae here’s my all me jar for when I’m not with you!

All me jar by Anextlickholy April 25, 2025

My Little Pony Jar

This is where bad boys go to experience punishment for disobeying

Because you didn't hop on Overwatch, you are getting sent to the My Little Pony Jar.

My Little Pony Jar by Tangly June 1, 2025