Jan

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you have a jan (wholesome dick energy)

by The Jan November 25, 2021

Jans

A charming guy with a big heart for children's TV shows. An absolute sweetheart though he finds it very difficult to admit his love to others. Nobody shits like him! He has a great affinity for cultures and languages which makes him incredibly open and suits his broad mindset.

If you meet Jans, you will have endless fun with his childlike humour and choice of words.

A: "Yesterday I met Jans and we had fries on pizza!"
B: "Is Jans the guy who loves dogs more than he loves his life?"
A: "Yes exactly and he literally mentioned nothing as often as that!"

by kakakolumna July 15, 2021

Jan 15

go touch someones ass day

if someone get offended tell em

person 1: yo yk what day it is?
person 2: what
person 1: *touchs ass*
person 2: BRO THATS GAY
person 1: not my fault its Jan 15 !

by little girl meow January 14, 2024

Jan Gosch

He be out there in Montreux huntin wild ass pussys

Jan Gosch is a big dickhead

by misterfuckhead November 22, 2021

Jan Håkon

A pretty good looking man. He usally get`s beaten up by his little two sisters, but he`s used to it. Jan Håkon also like men. He can`t resist thinking about other men aroud him.

If you like men, you must be like Jan Håkon!

by Seeulateraligator November 19, 2017

Jan

Jan is THE guy. You tell a girl you're friends with jan, youre getting laid.

chances are jan fucked your girlfriend AND her mother.

Why is jan such a mothafuckin pimp

by WhenTheDead May 22, 2022

Jan

Jan crossed the border, but it’s okay cause his looks cover up for everything. He’s a freak in the sheets and FAST.

Yo did you see Jan walking down the streets, he’s HOT.

by currycurrycurrycurry March 30, 2019