when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.
Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"
Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"
Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"
by classic jan's friends December 07, 2016
That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.
“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”
Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”
Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.
by Cpclsn December 05, 2018
I called my uncle a Runt. So he left a voicemail saying, "Jay, I'll tell you the truth mate, don't you fucking bother me again ya fucking little shit". Wow, what a Jon Jan zokk. So now it's my voicemail message. Love it ...
by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020
A pretty good looking man. He usally get`s beaten up by his little two sisters, but he`s used to it. Jan Håkon also like men. He can`t resist thinking about other men aroud him.
If you like men, you must be like Jan Håkon!
by Seeulateraligator November 20, 2017
A very sexy guy, who like boys. His little sisters are very bad to him, and they beat him up every day. Poor Jan Håkon :(
by Seeulateraligator November 20, 2017
Ryan Jan, a person who have a good heart, good looking man, funny, kind but slightly chix boy. He is a type of friend you will surely love. His simple smile can make you smile too. If you like him, the moment you will have an eye to eye contact to him can make you fall in love more. Also he is a kisser.
by Jenjn January 20, 2022
Ryan Jan, a person who have a good heart, good looking man, funny, kind but slightly chix boy. He is a type of friend you will surely love. His simple smile can make you smile too. If you like him, the moment you will have an eye to eye contact to him can make you fall in love more. Also he is a kisser.
by Jenjn January 20, 2022